Darth Vader LIVES!!!!

NOTE: This is completly ficticious, i used this for my essay writing class..

In Los Angeles, CA, on a sunny afternoon, several reports of Darth Vader sightings were reported. According to several eye witnesses, the classic Star Wars character was wandering the streets, attacking cars and many other assorted objects with his infamous red light- saber. It was also reported that he was moving large objects with his “magic hand”, by defying the laws of gravity. When several reporters and witnesses (who had the courage to confront him) asked if he was the real thing, or if he was actor David Prowse, just re-living the glory days of playing Darth, he simply stared at them until they were knocked away by his gravity-defying forces. After a full two hours of reported light saber attacks on “Anything that looked like Luke Skywalker” or the Millennium Falcon, he was caught by the LA SWAT team, after retreating to the Hard Rock Café, atop the giant electric guitar. It didn’t end so easily, however. Many SWAT team cars, and “Millennium Falcon – like Objects” were either toppled or destroyed. Eventually the CIA forces of the government had to step in, bringing in large planes and fighter jets to take out the great leader of the Dark Side. This is the main reason that you won’t hear about this on CNN or any other news/media circuit because the CIA specifically told us NOT to let anyone know, since we were the only reporters of any media outlet at the scene. Thankfully, nobody was hurt, although Darth insisted later on in custody that he hurt Luke Skywalker. Whatever you say Darth Vader, whatever you say.